How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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