- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

that wall over there ->

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Set up Punch line.

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