- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Roses are red, yup.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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