- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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