What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

why are black people so fast? because there black

What? Yes.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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