You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

rocky is here again.......................

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Women's rights.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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