Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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