The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Where to, sir? Forward.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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