Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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