Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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