- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

can you pass the soap?

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

THe Election

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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