- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

knock knock go away!!!

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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