- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

knock knock... ...no answer

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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