Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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