- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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