What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Homo say what?

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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A shark ate your mom

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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