Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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