wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

100 chefs walk into a bar

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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