What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Make me famous

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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