- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

your so fat. your fat!

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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