- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

I'm so punny.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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