Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

A American seeking into mexico

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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