Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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Justin Beiber

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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