What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why are white people white? I don't know

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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