- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Smelly Indians.

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