- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

A fat guy!

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

What's red and has wheels? A red car

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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