- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Matthew Wyckoff

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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