- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why so serious ?

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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