- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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