Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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