- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Pianos.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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