Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Bitch

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Anti Joke

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