i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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