- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

my wife out of the kitchen

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Chris Bosh's neck

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