Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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