- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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