- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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