- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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