- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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