- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What? Yes.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

why are black people so fast? because there black

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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