A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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