"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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