- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Your mother just died.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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