- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

they told me not to write here but i did

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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