- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Rebecca Black's career.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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