- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

an dislexik nam rwote hits

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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