- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

drew edminstin is a rat

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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