- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.