Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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