- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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