- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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