What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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