- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Three baby seals walk into a club...

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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