- Anti Joke

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

1+1=2

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in