??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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