You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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