- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Knock knock

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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