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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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