What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Sloths

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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