- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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