- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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