Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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I was watching Fox news.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Antijokes...

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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penis

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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