What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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breasts

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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