a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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