a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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