- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

poop.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

no

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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