- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

All of these jokes are about white people

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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