How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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