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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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