What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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