- Anti Joke

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

FIONN'S LIFE

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Christianity.

can you pass the soap?