what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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