- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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