- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

A dancer walks into a barre

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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