What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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J?????????????????o??????????????????????k?????????????????????????e?????????????????????????????????????s??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????o??????????????????????n??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????y???????????????????????????????????o????????????????????????????????u????????????????????????????????.?????????????????????????????.????????????????????.????????????????????????

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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No!

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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