What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Your mom.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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