- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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