- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

why did the blue berry cross the road

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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