Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Justin Beiber

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Balls

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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